hedonist crates

Discover the perfect balance of convenience and customization with Hedonist Crates – designed for smaller groups who want variety without compromise. Each crate allows you to curate a meal tailored to your taste by selecting from our diverse menu items, paired with a complementary side, dessert, or drink of your choice. Whether you're planning an intimate gathering, a team lunch, or a special occasion, Hedonist Crates provide a seamless and indulgent dining experience. Enjoy the freedom to mix, match, and savor every bite.

What’s Included:

  • One Signature Item – Choose from any Sammie, Signature, Fish, Veggie, or Brunch option
  • One Side – Garden Salad, Bitter Greens, Cole Slaw, Potato Salad, or HF Tapenade
  • One Sweet Treat or Snack – Seasonal Fruit Parfait, Grape & Cucumber Salad, Strawberry Banana Oat Bread
  • One Beverage – Bottled Water, Fresh Lemonade, or Cold Brew Coffee


Customization Available: Upgrade to a premium side, add extra protein, or swap for a specialty drink!


Menu

Just a Sammie

Basal Pig

Black forest ham, thinly sliced apple, gouda and havarti cheese on a hoagie roll.


$13.50
Jive Turkey

Mesquite turkey breast, provolone and cranberry mayo on a hoagie roll


$13.50
The Lazy Yard Bird

Roasted chicken tossed with hedonist mayo, cranberries,watercress on a croissant, or everything bagel


$13.50

Signatures

The Grinder

Cajun turkey, pastrami, hard salami, asiago, provolone, banana, peppers, giardiniera, red onions, tomato, shredded lettuce, garlic mayo, italian dressing, on toasted garlic bread 


$16.50
N.O. Way

Mortadella, salami, ham, provolone, mozzarella, olive salad on a seeded round loaf


California Yard Bird

Marinated chicken breast, avocado, microgreens, pickled onions, asiago, sun dried tomato aioli,  and pesto on hoagie roll


Three times a Jerk

Jerk chicken breasts, sauteed onions and sweet peppers, on brioche, topped with pickled veggies, and pineapple-mango habanero sauce  

$16.50
Hedonist Cow

Pastrami, kimchi, caramelized onions, pickles, smoked provolone, and sweet garlic sriracha aioli, on marble rye


Corporate Cow

Flank steak, sharp white cheddar, pickled red onion, cherry tomatoes,  Diane sauce, served open face topped with arugula and on a garlic toasted ciabatta 

Fish

Fabulous Fish

Tuna tossed with red onion, capers, dill, sweet gherkins, in a lemon champagne dijon aioli topped with sliced green tomato, all melted with vermont cheddar on thick sliced italian loaf.

$17.50
Majestic Fish

Smoked salmon, herbed cream cheese, capers, dill, pickled onion, microgreens, and lemon twist on an everything bagel.


The Hedonist Fish

86 the bagel, add an egg your way + sliced avocado, over smoked gouda polenta cake with our hollandaise 


Veggie

Banh Mi

Pickled carrots and daikon, stir fried mushrooms, cucumber slices,  microgreens, vegan mayo and sriracha on a hoagie roll

$15.50
Pressed Italian

Grilled cabbage steak, braised mushrooms, roasted red peppers,  grilled artichokes, olive tapenade, and rainbow chard on sourdough

Pesto Burrata

Roasted red peppers, marinated artichokes, pickled onion, burrata, basil pesto, arugula and balsamic glaze on a ciabatta

The Greek

Sliced tomatoes, spinach, cucumber, red onion, kalamata olives, sprouts, banana peppers, feta cheese, roasted red pepper hummus, and a drizzle of greek dressing on seeded whole grain bread

Salads and Sides

Garden Salad

Romaine lettuce, spinach, red onion, tomatoes, cucumber, broccoli, carrots and cheese


$8
Bitter Greens

Arugula, mustard greens, kale, radicchio, carrots, goat cheese, candied pecans with cherry vinaigrette


$16 Salad / $8 Side
Cole Slaw

Blend of shredded white and red cabbage in a house-made vinegar dressing


$6
Potato Salad

Diced roasted yukon gold potatoes, tossed in a sweet and smokey dressing, with bourbon pickle relish, diced red onion, and sweet peppers

HF Tapenade

Kalamata, olives, couscous, sun dried tomatoes, basal, oregano,  parsley, mint, green onion, garlic, avocado oil

$4.50
Chips

A choice of 

  • Sweet Potato
  • Garden Veggie Sunchips 
  • Barbeque
  • Cheddar Sour Cream 

$6.50
Seasonal Fruit Cup

Medley of seasonal fruit


Brunch

Egg bites (set of 2)

Spinach, sundried tomato, feta

Bacon & smoked gouda

3 cheese

Seasonal veggie

$8.50
Classic Bagel and Lox

Smoked salmon, red onion, capers, micro greens and lemon twist with an everything bagel and a cream cheese smear (add avo & tomato for an additional $2.50 )


$17.50
Everything Smoked Trout Tart

Smoked salmon, lemon capers, pickled onion, herbed cream cheese and everything seasoning on garlic puff pastry

Salmon Croquettes

Wild caught salmon, and potatoes, pan fried in panko with lemon caper butter over smoked cheddar grit cake

Breakfast Tacos (set of 3)

Eggs, refried sweet potato & black bean , crumbled beef chorizo, (or chicken sausage), chihuahua cheese, and microgreens with a salsa verde and poblano cilantro sauce 

$15.50
Veggie Hash

Spinach, mushroom, peppers, sweet potatoes 

$13.50
HF BLT

Candied bacon, roasted tomatoes, pickled onions, and microgreens on a croissant 


$15.50
Regular BLT

Classic bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayo on croissant

Breakfast Banana Split

Vanilla yogurt, agave, granola, mixed fresh fruit

$10.50
Grape and Cucumber Salad

Red and green grapes, cucumber and agave with a squeeze of lime juice with or without vanilla yogurt


$6.50
Seasonal Fruit Parfaits

Layers of vanilla yogurt, seasonal fruit, flax seeds, chia seeds, topped with agave, and granola

Strawberry Banana Oat Bread

Bananas, dark chocolate, agave, oatmeal, avocado oil


$3.50

& More

Hedonist Pasta

Cheese tortellini, sauteed spinach, sun dried tomatoes and shredded chicken in creamy pesto sauce

$15.50
Garden Salad

Romaine lettuce, spinach, red onion, tomatoes, cucumber, broccoli, carrots and cheese

$16
Bitter Greens

Arugula, mustard greens, kale, radicchio, carrots, goat cheese, candied pecans with cherry vinaigrette

$16
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